He who refuses to mix agege bread with Ankara as a type of sandwich is a
racist – Martin Luther King Jr. (1788). •He who completely unwraps moi
moi or gala before eating cannot keep secrets- Abraham Lincoln (1864).
•Only a courageous woman can fry a bunch of plantain without tasting any
– Herbert Macaulay (1872). •Drinking Garri doesn’t mean you are poor
but allowing it to swell b4 drinking is poverty – Queen Elizabeth (1893)
•Any man who drinks Alomo bitters without squeezing his face is capable
of murder – Michael Faraday (1899) •Any man that uses his teeth to cut
Shaki from pepper soup with his eyes wide open is not afraid anything –
Williams Shakespeare (1900). •Anyone who graduates without experiencing
a strike has never been to Nigeria- Lord Lugard (1904). •He who runs
around looking for scissors to cut indomie sachet seasoning is not
hungry – Dr Nnamdi Azikwe (1946) •He who says nothing lasts forever has
never tried Hausa perfume – Nelson Mandela (1973) •No matter how hot
your temper is, it cannot boil a pot of yam – Good luck Jonathan (2013)
•Anyone who reads this without laughing is either looking for a job or
needs deliverance – Barrack Obama (2014)funny sirkendo
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