14 sign that makes you m*d

(1) You apply Perfume to snap picture. (2) You wan use fork to drink ijebu garri. (3) You wan climb my facebook wall to see what I’m doing inside. (4) You kneel down because you wan greet person for phone. (5) You are above 25 and Davido and Wizkid are your role models. (6) It took me an hour to compose a message you come reply with “k” You are really mad (8) You carry ruler for night to use measure how long you go sleep. (7) You carry screw driver go bank because you wan open new account. (9) You reduce volume of music because you wan read text message (10) You dey shine teeth because you allow your senior greet you first. (11) You made a vow of N1000 in church and you put N50 in the offering box (12) You dey Monitor your bf/gf or husband/ wife movement, security for life. (13) You nor get shishi for bank account you dey sing “Chop my money” instead of “Mercies of the Lord”! (14) If you read this post and you don’t like, share or comment, please visit a psychiatric hospital for mental check up. Add yours!