THE LADY BOY AND HER HAT

An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tight so that it would not blow away in the wind.

A gentleman approached her and said,”Pardon me, madam. I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind and everyone can see the part of you that is supposed to be private?”

“Yes, I know,” said the lady.”I need both my hands to hold onto this hat.”

“But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any panties and your privates are exposed! “said the gentleman in earnest concern.

The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, “Sir, anything you see down there is 85 year-old already. I just bought this hat yesterday, I still like it and I would rather save it!”

One word for this lady