Akpors has been having quite a hard year; he has been fired from one job to another because of his inability to comport himself and not annoy the customers; however, stupid Akpors did not see anything wrong with his behavior and so could not change his ways. One this particular day, he had gotten a new job as a shop attendant in a very big supermarket and was determined to keep the job for as long as possible. While he was on duty, a young woman came in to purchase foodstuffs and handed her selected items over to Akpors for calculation and payment. Akpors stared at her for a while and then looked into her shopping basket; he finds she had selected a carton of eggs, a gallon of milk, and a basket of tomatoes. He then says to the woman, “hmnnn, young lady, you must be single.” The woman was surprised and replied, “Yes, yes I am!” Akpors: Hehehehe…I knew it, it’s so obvious. The young lady was fascinated on how Akpors could know her relationship status just by looking at her items. Thinking he would have an interesting explanation, she asked Akpors: “but how did you know?” Akpors looked her in the face and said” “because you’re very very ugly!.” Akpors’ ears are still ringing from the slap that landed him that day! One word for Akpors this time?

Akpors has been having quite a hard year; he has been fired from one job to another because of his inability to comport himself and not annoy the customers; however, stupid Akpors did not see anything wrong with his behavior and so could not change his ways. One this particular day, he had gotten a new job as a shop attendant in a very big supermarket and was determined to keep the job for as long as possible. While he was on duty, a young woman came in to purchase foodstuffs and handed her selected items over to Akpors for calculation and payment. Akpors stared at her for a while and then looked into her shopping basket; he finds she had selected a carton of eggs, a gallon of milk, and a basket of tomatoes. He then says to the woman, “hmnnn, young lady, you must be single.” The woman was surprised and replied, “Yes, yes I am!” Akpors:  Hehehehe…I knew it, it’s so obvious. The young lady was fascinated on how Akpors could know her relationship status just by looking at her items. Thinking he would have an interesting explanation, she asked Akpors: “but how did you know?” Akpors looked her in the face and said” “because you’re very very ugly!.” Akpors’ ears are still ringing from the slap that landed him that day! One word for Akpors this time?